I'm going home..... For goods, y'all!

Woot. Total Britney Spears moment there. O' course, I'm not gonna shave my head and go all, like, rehab or anything. That s**t is for quitters. Anyhoo.....
Announcements.
Much has happened in that last couple of weeks. I mentioned earlier that I was somewhat... disillusioned with my job, and was applying for other positions. Some in Edmonton, some in Calgary.
I gots a job in the Calgary. [I will interject here to say that if you did not hear this from my lips, it doesn't mean I don't like you. I have been trying to tell people, but also I've been trying to pack and stuff and it's been super-mega busy so please I hope no one's feelings get too hurt.] Much joy, much sadness. Sadness mostly because I have to leave some truly awesome, wonderful people who make Edmonton a good place to be. And that shows you how truly awesome these people are, considering my suggestion for the municipal motto, "Welcome to Edmonton. Sorry about the smell." [ed. note: This was based on a particularly pungent day downtown, wherein the exhaust from the many cars, combined with the lack of wind, made the place smell like ass. Really. And I don't mean burros. Of course I know that this was a freak occurrence, and happens frequently in other cities. But still. Ass, people.]
Anyway, this job will be awesome. I get to work with people and be highly organized, which appeals greatly to the OCD aspects of my personality. Also, I get to move back in with my wonderful, intelligent, funny, big screen TV ownin' brother. Ooh. He also got one of those vacuuming robots. It kind of scares me, but it does a great job.
What else.... I got my navel re-pierced by some very friendly, attentive men at WEM. They were very nice. One offered to impregnate me (as long as I wasn't married) and the other asked if I wanted to go hot-tubbing that evening. So sweet. Such nice boys...
I don't think I have any other news right now. But I'm also still not dressed and only on my third cup of coffee, so I might be forgetting something.