Bonjouuurrrrrr.... Yeh cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!

There is absolutely no purpose to the above title, other than its comedic value. Not much to report. I have no exciting or distressing medical news, and work's been... well, let's just say I've been sending out a lot of resumes lately. I had my first pole-dancing lesson last night... Apparently I'm a natural (Mom, stop crying). I do have a lot of sympathy/admiration for exotic dancers, because man, am I bruised! (Mom, I mean it. Stop crying.) The weather here has been quite crappy lately... I keep torturing myself by going to the weather network site and looking up Calgary's forecast... Then stroking the screen lovingly while screaming at Ben, "HA! It does suck here!" ( Mom, for god's sake. This does not mean I wasted 7 years at university. It's just something fun to do.) In other news, um... There ain't much there. I'll keep you posted, yes? (Mom, you can have my car. The keys are right here.)