It's official.
I have a girl crush on Sandra Bullock. She's just so damn cute! And nice, you know? She always seems to have these "girl next door" type characters that I find completely irresistible. I wonder if I'm her type? I don't really know anything about muscle cars, like Jesse James, but I like to think I have other attributes that would make up for that. Maybe I should call her. Hmm. Gotta plan this out. Gotta be... smooth.
posted by Siochain @ 11:00 PM
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3 Comments:
Okay, hunny, for one thing... I don't know how to say this...
Having a girl crush on Sandra Bullock is SO 1996.
Ouch! You don't have to be mean, babe. Just because I have the same clothes and haircut I did in high school doesn't mean I'm stuck in the 90s. I just chose a classic look. Just because I have "Bootsauce's Greatest Hits" in my CD player doesn't mean I'm stuck in the 90s. I just have great taste in music. Just because I have every season on "Seinfeld" on DVD and watch them regularly doesn't mean I'm stuck in the 90s. I just appreciate comedy about nothing. So to sum up:
Nu-huh! YOU're so 1996!
I would argue that having a crush on Ms. Bullock is more "Warren" than "1996." But that might depend on the Warrens you know.
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