So I learned something at work today. If you are going to forget to wear a belt, you probably shouldn't wear an electric blue thong. And you definitely shouldn't drop something in front of your boss, and bend down to pick it up. Awwkkkwardddd......
Luckily I changed the subject by asking about the differential physical and histological features between mesothiliomas and non small cell carcinomas... AWWW YEAHH!!!! Dodged a bullet there!