The squirrel army is gathering strength and reinforcements... The sparrows have joined up. The 3rd and 4th Sparrow Battalion are regrouping even as I type this. Warn the children... There isn't much time.
[Ed. note: Not, repeat, not crazy. Just had about 4 sparrows either not moving out of the way of the vehicle, or flying RIGHT in front of the freakin' mobile. There's easier ways to get grilled, little feathery friends. Go talk to Colonel Saunders. Now there was a snappy dresser.]