Hay Mucho Frio!!!!

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It's bloody cold here (Calgary) right now. How cold is it? I am not lying with the following information. It's so cold I was walking to the bus stop this morning and there was a magpie. With its eyes frozen. Seriously. It was all "drunk" hoppy and its eyes were all white around the edges with ice. I felt so bad for the poor little bugger... What do you do, though? It kind of... flew-ish away... Lopsidedly.
I'm decided to be positive, and think that it has a little magpie wife who has the number of magpie rehabilitation... With, like, seeing-eye sparrows or something.
I hope it warms up soon.