Wednesday, February 11, 2009

I think the job is getting to me....

I'm starting to wonder if my heterosexuality is becoming increasingly based on the knowledge that men:
1) Will generally not scream incessantly whilst in labor (I'm totally not discounting the need to scream, I just like that I will likely never listen to a guy doing this)
2) Don't have uteruses
3) Don't grow placentas
4) Usually don't even know what a placenta is
5) Also don't know what meconium is
6) Don't ask me what meconium is

I think I'm going to quit and join the fire department. I'm pretty sure my crippling fear of fire will make me extra good at the job.

4 Comments:

At 10:40 AM , Blogger Jenn & Owen said...

all this talk of uterus and placenta makes me want Dimsum.

 
At 10:58 PM , Blogger K. Donovan said...

"Meconium" is Latin for "37 Duck Tongues," right?

 
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